

On our third day, we looked out across the Serengeti with our heads on a swivel. Our main mission was to find the elusive leopard. This is the mission of many who go on safari because the leopard's numbers are gradually dwindling and they live very secluded lives. Mostly resting and watching from the strong branches of the tallest trees, the leopards forced me to look in every detail of every tree we passed for the first time in my life. Luckily, there aren't too many trees in the Serengeti.
And instead of the triumph of a leopard on a far off branch, the keen eyes of our Kenyan guide (Francis) spotted a line of ten 4x4's a few hundred meters down the dirt road. As we approached, the sight of a large male lion lounging next to the road made our hearts and cameras leap. But across the road was an even better sight - straight out of Animal Planet.
Two female lions had killed an eland (kind of a large antelope) and were feeding on it literally right on the side of the road. Francis estimated it had been killed 30 minutes before, so if we had been in this spot then we could have witnessed the chase and eventual kill. Now the male lion had eaten his fill and was happily snoozing while the females get the second round, even though they did all the work!

I realized as we were witnessing this grotesque and beautiful scene that the tourists and trucks have become part of the ecosystem in the Serengeti and the protected land that covers 3/4 of Tanzania. The only reason these animals can still exist here is because of the safaris. White people have become part of the daily life, just like the local tribes that have mixed with the animals for centuries.
These lions went on with their feeding under the click of 50 cameras, and didn't seem to bat an eye at our presence. And apparently an hour or so later, a pack of hyenas would gather and scare off the lions to take over on the eland. Soon after, the jackals would come and subserviently hang around the stronger hyenas hoping to get a few scraps. Then, not long after, the vultures that had been waiting patiently in the trees around the site would clean up what was left - actually a sizeable portion as apparently vultures eat up to 75% of the carcass - not the tasty bits though! And so Elton John's circle of life continues. Seeing it first hand definitely made me happy to be looking down on it from the protection of our massive Mercedes truck.

Safari is such an unusual experience, so it's hard to think of the best way to cover everything. From a logistical standpoint, Tom and I booked this a few months ago through a good tour company called Intrepid. We met our group in the Northern Tanzanian city of Arusha, then traveled with the 5 other clients and our mostly Kenyan crew (one guide, two cooks, and two drivers who were training) east to the Serengeti, the Ngorongoro Crater, and Terengeri, before finishing across the Kenyan border in Nairobi. We did a "tented safari", meaning that the crew set up our 2-person tents for us in each campsite (with a bit of help from me and Tom when we could). There were toilets and showers at all sites, though rarely hot water. Our cook (Susan) made mostly rice and meat that was actually quite good for what she had to work with.
One of the biggest realizations for me came just after the sun set and we were camping in the Serengeti. All around were the tall, golden grasses you find throughout this region. As the multitude of stars began to appear, our guide lit a small fire and emphasized the importance of heading to the toilet at night with a flashlight and a buddy. If there is a pack of hyenas and they think you are a threat, you are in big trouble. Francis told us that they've learned to attach their prey from the "most sensitive areas first" - the balls. In doing this, they will pull out the intestines, liver, kidney, etc. "And hyenas never miss their bite." Yikes.

At this point, looking up on a million diamond stars in the sky, I truly felt the magnitude of where we were. I could feel the place they call a "sea on land" all around me. Despite all the modern life I'd known, this place was wild beyond imagination. There was no question that if I was left here somehow and no one came, that it wouldn't be long before I went from being at the top of the food chain to the bottom. It felt immense.

I'll Never Be A Masai
Two days later, we were back on the road to the Ngorongoro Crater, and agreed to the option of stopping at a Masai village. Tome and I were a bit weary after our impressions of the young Masai men in Zanzibar, but it turned out to be one of the best parts of the trip.
The Masai are a nomadic tribe, mostly living in Northern Tanzania and Southern Kenya. They are easily distinguished by their bright red robes, which has worked wonders for their branding. They traditionally have some cattle, which they bring to a good grazing spot and set up mud, stick, and dung huts until it is time to move to the next place several months later, leaving the huts in tact for future tribes to use if they can.
Upon arrival, our group (3 Americans, 3 Australians, 1 Algerian, and our Kenyan guide) paid our $25 entrance fee in dollars, as requested, and stood nervously near our truck as the tribe performed a chanting, stomping, flowing welcome dance. To us, it appeared to be more of a war dance, and their double bladed spears capable of hunting down lions were on prominent display.
We then went inside the village and split into groups of men and women. The men continued an energetic chant, this time it was a bit more jovial than the welcome performance. The classic Masai jumping then wowed us, and each of the guys in our group participated in a 3 jump sequence with a final stomp at the end. We didn't really understand it, but had fun along with them nonetheless. Leaping as high as I could and still looking up to the 5 foot Masai to my left made me wonder why the NBA scouts hadn't showed yet.

Afterwards, we toured the village and crouched low to enter a hut. There, the chief's son described the life of a Masai in patient, broken English, and we asked a few questions about school (they try to learn basic Swahili and English along with some math, but seems not much else) and their interactions with the Tanzanian government that I think were lost in translation. The strong odor in the hut and cramped space made me happy we decided not to take the other option of spending a night in a village - probably would have been the most difficult night of my life.

Next on our tour was the tiny school hut where excited children squealed at our arrival. Cleverly, they had a box requesting donations for the school and we all were compelled to give what we could to help. The children were more filthy than any we'd seen before and many looked seriously malnourished. We high fived the elated kids and made our way out for the spear throwing contest.

The contest was short. I started and they handed the double ended spear to me with a stern warning that both ends were very sharp, so I was to throw it very carefully. Not much more direction came than that aside from another warning now to throw it too far either, as some goats were grazing only about 25 feet away in the direction of the throw. So I stepped up with our crew and most of the Masai village looking on, gave it a reasonable effort, and it sort of flopped on the ground about 10 feet away. I definitely wasn't battling any lions in the near future.

But a gasp of the tribal men was followed by Tom being handed a stick to throw rather than a spear. Apparently the back end of my spear dipped during my throw, coming dangerously close to slicing open my whole forearm. The 50 mile race to the nearest Tanzanian hospital was averted and the Masai smartly thought it better not to press our luck again.
Safari Continues
For the next few days, we marveled at herds of zebras, wildebeasts, elephants, buffalo, and hippos lazing in the shallow pools.







The Ngorongoro Crater was my favorite as there were huge groups of animals and we had a great view of a pride of lions. Plus, rather than our massive, but cool, 21 person truck, we took small jeeps that made you feel like you were part of the action as you popped out of the top of the vehicle.




We never did find any leopards - the only animal of the Big 5 we missed - but the whole trip felt like a once in a lifetime experience that I won't soon forget. I seem to be collecting these on this trip and, feeling very fortunate, celebrated the 4th of July in a peaceful Nairobi with Cuban cigars, Irish whiskey, and Kenyan food from a local hotspot with a few other Americans we'd met in our hotel. A nice way to say goodbye to East Africa before flying up to Cairo the next day.





